The spotlights blind her as the host asks her the million dollar question
What is the one most important thing our society needs?
I believe what society truly needs is a world where everyone has access to porcelain bowls where their excrement sets forth on an aquatic journey and flows into a plant where it gets processed well enough for us to use again.
Just kidding, it’s world peace. Even though the world pees, they would really benefit much more from other countries not threatening each other with nuclear weapons that would wipe out our entire population.
9. Briefly, but convincingly, explain why world peace is better than indoor plumbing.
